Monday, March 22, 2010
So this fucking thing passed? are you kidding me?
I've been gone enjoying the freedom that the world has to offer. I really have. To be honest, I gave a big old fashioned "SCREW THE INTERWEBZ"...
I got a summons from my good buddy Jesus, and he said "You know what you've gotta do? You've gotta spread the good word."
I'm like, "Listen, I go to church, I like you, a whole lot, but I don't know enough to preach-"
He cut me off. "I'm talking about that black dude. You know, the one that's only called half white when he does something stupid? Like now. Now that the Health Care Bill passed, he'll be half white."
"Oh. Yeah, Jesus. I know who you mean. That one. The one with the oversized gas hogging custom pimp limo. Right."
So I'm here now. I won't rest until this thing is sent back to the void and emptiness from which it came. Which is kind of odd, because I don't quite know how you'd fit a bill / law / novel between Nancy Pelosi's ears...
Posted by SkippyThorson at 12:50 AM